I've spent what I'd call an average amount of time in malls across the United States. I've noticed a few things.
1)Escalators are just as easy to go up as they are down.
2)Carousels are wicked awesome!
3)Skylights are a must. They make you feel like you're actually outside. As do the trees.
4)Orange Julius has one customer a day.
5)Bathrooms are impossible to find.
6)There is a National Mall Radio station called NMR800AM and it's horrible.
7)Hot Topic went from too much black to too many colors in one day.
Also, because of malls I've learned something about Hell. Ready for the seed of knowledge? Here it goes.
Hell is a never ending mall in which every worker at every kiosk tries to sell you their lotion, toys, frames, belt buckles, or whatever other useless crap they are quite literally pushing in your face, and each of them stops you to try to sell their products. And because you're such a nice guy, you stop and listen.
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