|"Gotcha!" -Matt Lauer|
I did find out some things, one of which I kind of knew already, I just didn't know the extent of the severity of this issue. There is completely figuratively nothing on TV during the day! You know how Saturday TV is mostly golf and collage sports. Day time TV is a lot the same only it's The View, soap operas, and game shows. Regular people don't want anything to do with these things.
I also learned that I don't know how to be at my house when my wife isn't. She's at work, like regular people and she's always home when I get home. so it's really rare that I have to deal with the house by myself. I don't know what I'm doing! I'm not very big so I can't make a shower take all that long. Then I put clothes on. Now what? I played a video game, that was boring.
I next went to channels that I didn't know were there. Yo Gabba Gabba was on and I learned a few lessons that were really timely. They first taught me that the road is dangerous. It turns out that there are cars and trucks and that cars and trucks are dangerous. I had no idea! For now on I'll use the sidewalk for my walking and play.
They also had a segment with a playground where all the kids took turns except for a gorilla who was really mean to everyone. Then one kid said that if the gorilla wants to be friends then he should be nice and take turns.
Bob Costas, if you're reading this, I'm sorry that Matt Lauer doesn't know how to be nice and gave you Russian Pink Eye, which seems to be worse than regular America Pink Eye.
Moral of the story, Don't play in the road and Matt Lauer is pretty not cool to his friends!